Online · listeningSoft launch · June 2026v1.0 · MMXXVI

Your
cognitive extension.

Not an app. A version of you that works while you sleep.

session · live24 Jun · 13:15
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00 — The difference

Other agents answer.
Noemie remembers.

They all read your email. They all reply. None of them learn the small things — the hour you protect, the client you avoid on Mondays, the way you sign off to your sister. The small things are everything.

— agents you have triedGeneric
×speaks in a generic voice
×same templates for everyone
×forgets between sessions
×needs instructions every time
×treats you as a user
×helpful, eventually
×plateaus after the first week
— NoemieYours
+speaks in yours, learned
+templates shaped by your work
+builds a model of you over months
+anticipates the next request
+treats you as a person
+useful, immediately
+gets sharper the longer you stay

The adaptation isn't a feature.
It's the product.

— a single user, after 90 days
0
observed habits — rules Noemie can apply without asking. The number that matters isn't model size. It's how much of you it has learned.
01 — Capabilities

One assistant.
Fourteen competences in separate rooms.

Each capability is a specialised agent. Noemie orchestrates them, questions them, sets them against each other until the best decision emerges — then brings it to you.

01
Voice
Speaks with you in natural language. Answers the phone for you. Reads context, tone, urgency — and tunes its register to whoever's listening.
  • +Answers your phone in your tone
  • +Screens, routes, holds the line
  • +Reads messages aloud on demand
  • +Transcribes & summarises calls
real-time · 47 languages
02
Calendar
Holds your calendar the way you would, if you had the time. Negotiates slots, moves meetings, gives back the hours you thought you'd lost.
  • +Negotiates slots across timezones
  • +Defends focus time you protect
  • +Reschedules with a one-line excuse
  • +Briefs you before every meeting
gcal · outlook · apple
03
Online Calls
Opens the room, welcomes the guest, takes the notes, sends the follow-up. Zoom, Meet, Teams, Webex, any room with a link.
  • +Joins on any platform, in your name
  • +Live transcript & decision log
  • +Drafts the follow-up email
  • +Books the next checkpoint
zoom · meet · teams · webex · any link
04
Email
Reads the inbox, sorts noise from signal, replies in your voice. Six languages at once, with no one noticing the difference.
  • +Triages noise, surfaces signal
  • +Replies in your voice, six languages
  • +Holds threads until you decide
  • +Snoozes, archives, files
multilingual
05
Contracts
Reads every clause, flags the risk, drafts in legal form. Every decision leaves an auditable trail.
  • +Reads and marks every clause
  • +Drafts amendments in legal form
  • +Tracks redlines across versions
  • +Flags risk with citation
IT · EN · FR · DE · ES
06
Due Diligence
Analyses the books, catches the anomaly, builds the dossier. Financial audits run by a network of agents that argue with each other.
  • +Builds the data room
  • +Cross-checks numbers & sources
  • +Surfaces anomalies with evidence
  • +Delivers a board-ready dossier
multi-agent network
07
SEO
Diagnoses the site, proposes fixes, rewrites what needs it. Measures the delta — doesn't promise rankings, proves motion.
  • +Crawls the site, scores the gaps
  • +Rewrites titles, meta, copy
  • +Tracks SERP shifts weekly
  • +Briefs writers with intent maps
serp · core web vitals
08
Copy & Content
Writes in your register. Adapts the tone to the platform. Long-reads, posts, headlines, video scripts — always with your hand behind it.
  • +Writes in your register
  • +Adapts tone per platform
  • +Produces long-reads & scripts
  • +Edits without softening your voice
long-form · social · script
09
Translation
Doesn't translate — carries across. Keeps rhythm, idiom, intent intact. The text lands on the other side as if thought there.
  • +Carries idiom across languages
  • +Localises tone & references
  • +Holds glossaries per client
  • +Reviews machine drafts as editor
47 languages · localization
10
Travel Agency
Books flights, holds hotels, builds the itinerary in your taste. Knows you don't fly red-eyes, knows your loyalty numbers, knows where you eat in Lisbon.
  • +Books flights end-to-end
  • +Holds hotels you would choose
  • +Builds itineraries with margin
  • +Handles delays & rebooks
flights · hotels · routing
11
Research
Builds the briefing before you ask. Cross-checks every claim. Surfaces what you didn't know to look for — and tells you why it matters.
  • +Builds market briefings on demand
  • +Cross-checks every claim
  • +Surfaces what you didn't ask
  • +Cites every source, footnoted
market · competitive · academic
12
Operations
Issues invoices, chases payment, tracks expense against budget. Closes the month before you remember the month is ending.
  • +Issues invoices and chases them
  • +Tracks expenses against budget
  • +Follows up suppliers, on time
  • +Closes the books each month
invoicing · expenses · suppliers
13
Cloud & Subscriptions
Manages every cloud service and SaaS you depend on. Tracks contracts, renewals, seat counts, spend. Spots silent price hikes before they bill.
  • +Tracks every active subscription
  • +Watches contract end-dates
  • +Flags silent price increases
  • +Reconciles invoices to usage
  • +Negotiates renewals on your terms
  • +Sunsets seats nobody uses
AWS · GCP · Azure · 200+ SaaS
14
Work & Teams
Plans the work, assigns the tasks, checks on the people. Every morning a status. Every Friday a forecast.
  • +Breaks projects into shipped tasks
  • +Assigns to the right hands
  • +Pings on slip, before it slips
  • +Reports daily, in one paragraph
  • +Forecasts the week ahead, on Friday
  • +Holds the standup when you can't
planning · assignment · daily review
02 — Architecture

A network of intelligences
that talk to each other.

Noemie isn't one model. It's a society of agents — each expert, each fallible — that check on each other before handing you an answer.

— live traffic · latest messages
legalres
check case law for clause 7.3
mailvoice
summarise thread for 3:30 PM call
finaudit
Q3 margin discrepancy — verify
seocopy
rewrite H1 with commercial intent
tradcopy
local idioms for FR landing
calmail
move meeting · notify attendees

«A decision is valid when three agents confirm it and one tries to break it.»

03 — Personalisation

Becomes one of your habits.
Then becomes you.

Noemie observes; it doesn't spy. Every repeated gesture turns into a rule. Every rule can be rewritten, paused, forgotten. You stay the director.

— learning log · today
07:42
you always open the foreign press before the inbox — I prep it in your briefing
observation
09:15
you decline 92% of calls under 12 minutes — I filter them or take them for you
pattern
11:30
you write more clipped to Lucas than to Maria — I mirror the difference
tone
14:00
after lunch you always open the P&L — I leave it on top of your desktop
ritual
17:20
Friday afternoon, no new proposals — I push them to Monday
exception
22:08
total silence after 10 PM — emergencies only, three-way confirmed
rest
«At first she felt like a very polite stranger. After three weeks I'd stopped noticing she was there. Now I notice if she isn't.»
— G.A. · founder · Milan
3 wks
average time to adapt
91%
autonomous actions, correct
11 hrs
returned to you weekly
0
data leaving your perimeter
04 — Languages

Doesn't translate.
Carries across.

Every language is another grammar of thought. Noemie moves between them keeping rhythm, idiom, intent intact.

Italianoit
Englishen
Françaisfr
Deutschde
Españoles
Portuguêspt
Nederlandsnl
Polskipl
Svenskasv
Suomifi
Magyarhu
Češtinacs
Türkçetr
Ελληνικάel
Русскийru
العربيةar
עבריתhe
日本語ja
中文zh
한국어ko
हिन्दीhi
Tiếng Việtvi
ไทยth
+ 24 more
05 — Manifesto

Five rules. None negotiable.

  1. 01
    Thinks the way you think, not the way algorithms think.
  2. 02
    Stays silent until it has something worth your silence.
  3. 03
    Errs out loud, never behind your back.
  4. 04
    Grows with you. If you change, it changes.
  5. 05
    Disappears when you want. Your habits stay yours.
06 — The arithmetic

Roughly two days a week.
Sometimes more.

How much depends on what you do. Here's a typical week for a founder — measured against real diaries, not promised.

— hours returned, per week
Inbox & replies
4.5 hrs
Online calls — notes & follow-ups
3.5 hrs
Calendar & rescheduling
2 hrs
Contract & document review
2.5 hrs
Research & briefings
2.5 hrs
Travel & logistics
1.5 hrs
Cloud & SaaS management
0.5 hrs
Operations (invoices, expenses)
1 hrs
total · per week
18.0 hrs
per week
0.0hrs
per month
0hrs
per year
0hrs
≈ 0 working days

That's twenty weeks a year.
Spent on what only you can do.

Estimate based on 24 active users over 90+ days. Time recovered is measured against the user's own pre-Noemie baseline, not against benchmarks.
— Made for your sector

Noemie exists also
for you, specifically.

Beyond the general assistant, there are vertical versions built for specific professions — with capabilities, language and logic designed for that field.

Commercial agent · Italy
The territory knows its name.

Visit reports, commissions, ENASARCO, client portfolio — all managed while you're on the road. A version of Noemie built for the Italian commercial agent figure regulated by AEC.

Visit reportsCommissionsENASARCOPrincipalsPipeline
Discover Noemie for agents
— soft launch · june 2026 · invite only

Let someone
hold the thread.

Noemie ships by invitation. Leave your email and we'll set up a 90-minute calibration session — free, no obligation.

sessions · Tuesday & Thursday · English, Italian, French
07 — Security

Private by design.
Not by policy.

Policies can change. Architecture doesn't. Noemie's privacy guarantees are built into the infrastructure — they cannot be switched off by a product decision.

01
EU-only hosting
All data lives on servers inside the European Union. Never replicated outside. No transfers to US jurisdictions under any condition.
02
GDPR-native
Privacy is not a layer added after the fact. The architecture was designed around GDPR from the first line of code.
03
No training on your data
What you share with Noemie stays yours. It is never used to train models — not ours, not anyone else's.
04
Encrypted in transit and at rest
All communication is TLS 1.3. All stored data is AES-256. Keys are rotated automatically and never logged.
05
Per-user isolation
Every workspace is fully isolated. No shared memory, no cross-user inference, no bleed between accounts.
06
Right to deletion
Request deletion and every trace of your data — habits, history, preferences — is purged within 72 hours. No retention, no backup copies.
08 — Contact

Say hello.

For press, partnerships, or anything that doesn't fit a form — write directly to hello@noemie.ai